Britney Dumps Cletus

November 7th is a day of choice. It’s a day where Americans can let their voice be heard. None was heard louder than the voice of Britney Spears when she told the parasitic K-Fed to take a hike. That’s right, the former mousketeer filed for a divorce from Kevin Federline.

Britney’s parents are calling her as we speak to say “see, aren’t you glad we made you get that pre-nup?” According to the pre-nup agreement, all gifts over 10,000 will be returned to the purchaser, Britney will stop paying cletus’s child support to Char Jackson, and they’ll split the house.

In other less important news, some sort of election or something was held in the United States.

November 8th, 2006