Happy Valentines Day

With Valentines Day approaching, I figured I’d share a nice little poem with all of you. I didn’t write it, but it seems to hold true:

Hearts and roses and kisses galore….

what the hell is all that shit for

People get mushy amd start acting queer

its definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

before I shove a dozen roses up cupid’s ass

I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak

and wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade

for all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit

because I think love is a bunch of shit

So there’s my story…..what can I say

love bites my ass…..FUCK VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

April 5th, 2002